We decided to gather a tinder of horror stories and success stories to celebrate a whole decade of the white flame app. Buckle up friends because we have some batshit stories and beautiful tear-jerkers coming your way. I thought it would only be fair that I shared my own Tinder horror story before embarrassing a bunch of random Aussies on the internet.
So, here goes:. I matched with this guy on Tinder and we agreed to go to a park near his house for a picnic.
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This took me a train and a bus to get there because it was so far. He was gonna pick me up in his car at the click the following article but I had to use the bathroom first. Of course, the tap was broken and doused me movie-style.
My light blue jeans looked like I pissed myself. So we story to the park, him with all the picnic goods and me with my Pollock piss painting jeans. He tells me to divide the chocolate brownies for him because he has a phobia of sticky things. I start giggling because I had the mind of a twelve-year-old and immediately thought of jizz.
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We then proceed to eat strawberries in slow motion because this was in the needles-in-strawberries era and he wanted to be cautious. He stops in his tracks to tell me how he absolutely hates puns. I was confused. There were no chickens story But he seemed serious. Here is a bunch of successes and close encounters with the irredeemably odd submitted to us by some lovely folks online.
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A few years ago I went on a date with this guy I met on Tinder who seemed nice enough from our brief chat. He was also super hot so I was keen to meet him. The date was like something out of a sitcom. He was super late and waltzed into the bar like he owned it, story proceeded to talk at me for what felt like tinder.
After a story of margs though, things became super odd. We matched in December Spoke on here phone from 8pm until sunrise every day for a week, then met up in person and the rest is history. I had a guy from Tinder once crash drinks I was having with a friend at a nightclub — not only was it awkward as fuck but he told me I remind him tinder his dad. Every day I pray to the Tinder Gods to thank them for my ridiculously hot girlfriend.
I spent two hours wanting to kiss her on our first date. I hookup on two dates with a man who helped me move from the Gold Coast to Brisbane, which was four round tinder of like three hours each and then I never saw him again. They both realised they were meant to be going on a date with me later that week SO they decided to take me out on a three-person date which to my surprise, did NOT end in hookup threeway.
We first matched in April but he stopped replying to me after a few messages. I deleted Tinder but downloaded it again in November. We matched again in Novemberwent on our first date that very day and have been together since then almost eight years and married for almost three. But one of my funniest Tinder stories happened shortly after I moved to Australia. I matched with a guy hookup lived in Turramurra and I was a silly twink and thought that was the same as Tamarama, which was right around the corner from me.
I was too embarrassed to confess my ignorance of Australian suburbs and cancel the hookup so I said I was running late and spent over an hour and 30 minutes on buses and trains for that D appointment. After the hookup he asked if I wanted to sleep at his place and I accepted because I could not deal with the buses and trains to go back home that late at night. My partner and I met on Tinder! Honestly, it was wild that I met my best friend in a man who was supposed to be a one-night stand.
While Tinder gets a bad wrap — honestly, deservedly — I have to give it credit for at least one thing: my girlfriend Em. Love knows hookup distance I guess!
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Thanks to Tinder though, we kept talking on and off in lockdown and when restrictions finally eased, got a drink in the lofty queer haven of King Street, Newtown. And in a slightly funnier twist of fate, a few months into dating Em revealed a fun fact.
Nothing ever happened between us via Hinge — so I guess I have to credit that special Tinder magic after all. I was married for 11 years before and had no idea the dating scene was digital after my marriage ended. By Michael. Published August 22,