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But sometimes lock down feels a tad No Exit. I was looking though the Amazon list of stuff y'all weirdos bought and someone ordered a copy of " You I Fucked Frosty " a book whose title is its own spoiler. This snowballed sans fuckery, alas into me trudging around through the ancient backwaters of the blog. It's weird to read myself of the past, maybe it will be for you too. I do hope that this post marked my personal max for using the word "clit," a word I fervently wish had an alternative.

Anyway, step into my time machine with me you Might want to wear a helmet. There are a lot of loose clits flying about. And PS, it gets pretty krush gross in here today.

As you may recall, I am against the cutting of one's sexual organs--up to and including fannies--in order to look like all of the other Sneetches, and this vid let me stay comfortably within my cozy worldview.

Go have a look if you'd like --it's free. A caveat: cover your eyes during the highly graphic surgery scene. Slabs of skin cut off!

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To wit: 1. Became concerned with how said vag slabs are disposed of. You can't just toss 'em in the trash, right?

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Compost pile? Surely it's not e-waste. Which reminded me of The Mystery of the Possibly Missing Clit and jeannehospod 's snarky Twitter answer: " check jeans pocket " which gave me the unsettling image of a linty clit in a jeans pocket.

Making it even worse, she continued, " Cleaning the lint catcher on the dryer should prevent that. All the moles dermatologists cut off and how there is someone working at a lab somewhere who walks into work and is confronted with a bunch of little packets containing tiny little moles that they must cheerfully examine.

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Now unclear on my labial worldview. Leave me alone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, SSssssssssaaaaaantaaaaa, oh God, yes! The holiday season is coming up which means it's you to start thinking about Wordpress dating free download, particularly how sexy it would be to have him pull down his velvety red pants then slowly slide his snowy white pubes against your throbbing center.

Because, yes, a Santa fetish is a real thing. A Santa fetish can involve being fucked by Santa, or alternately, being Santa and fucking others. Today, for example, on porn site xnxx there are videos tagged with the word "Santa. Though at this point I'm pretty sure that someone somewhere is probably jerking off to the thought of a medical waste bin chockful of removed, oh god, never mind, I'm not even going to finish that sentence.

In case you're thinking it's just porn-obsessed dirty pervs with the Santa fetish, sensitive literate folk get hot for Santa fuckery as well.

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Plenty more. The fantasies flashed in her mind like movie trailers of the oft-repeated nights she lay in bed at night, thighs wide, fingering her clit while rubbing a wig or other such prop against her inner legs as if to replicate the feel of facial hair, a beard Santa's beard.

She'd thought of the things he'd do to her, of the pleasure he would bring, but krush but - "It's happening, Sara," he promised with a soft, belly-shaking chuckle. Maybe it has something to do with the usual erotica tropes--the straining nipples, bucking hips and the like coupled with the Santa-y references to jolliness, his "silky soft beard," and that "soft, belly-shaking chuckle.

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